Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Experiment One

The purpose of this experiment is to make me look human.
I noticed that all drunkards have rosy cheeks and glowing red noses. It's worth a shot.
Location: tea-house
Substances used: red wine.
Actions undertaken: Ingested one goblet of red wine.
Observed effects: Oh my, is it me or is it hot in here? I think I could sleep for a while now..
The mirror shows no change but I feel like dancing...and maybe abducting one of our hunky warriors and make him.. uhm.. lalalalalala...get a hold of yourself, Tahm...

Conclusions (of the next day): Woke up half naked on the floor of my room. Cannot remember much about last night. After reading notes, concluded that I must repeat wine experiment with larger quantities...if I can develop tolerance to it and not pass out. I wonder if regular intake increases threshold.

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